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Kyle Can Kill Again: Ch. 1

Kyle was once a peaceful Plantsim who just enjoyed growing plants and arranging flowers and playing with the neighborhood children. Somehow, this caused people to mistake him for a sociable person and so they would pay him visits frequently.



Kyle did not enjoy this one bit. He wanted to be left alone.



Redheads were especially fond of Kyle but he found everyone equally gross, regardless of hair color.


"Gurl, u cain't touch dis!" he would say, hoping that these people would be scared off by his hip, young, teenage-style slangs. But this only made them get even more all up ons for his hotness.

Kyle knew he had to do something, and fast, so he hatched an Evil Plan involving Carnivorous Cow Plants. He decided to create 3 of them and place them all around his property. He decided to name them all Audrey II.

One day, Titania Summerdream was creeping about Kyle's property, as usual. Kyle could no longer deal. He decided to introduce Titania to Audrey II.



It did not take very long for Audrey II to swallow Titania Summerdream whole in one fell swoop.


Kyle took a moment to weep to himself. He was BFFs with Titania's child, Desdemona, and he wasn't completely unfeeling, after all.


Still, that wasn't about to stop Kyle from enjoying a nice, tall glass of Titania.



THE END! OF TITANIA!

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valiant
Dec. 20th, 2011 11:34 pm (UTC)
LMFAO HE WAS BFFS WITH TITANIA'S CHILD.

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